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You know, you're right. By the end of it, I'd totally forgotten how crippled he seemed at the start.

That's- it makes a horrible kind of sense that he would want that power rush again and again and again. Ugh.

Actually, that's hilarious about Crouch and Dolohov. He's always in the gossip mags, y'know. But always, always with women. I mean, I wondered a bit when he had Regulus Black living with him, why they didn't ever make up stories to link them like that. Because Reg was open about hooking up with both blokes and witches. But they never. Think they knew Farty'd have their heads if they did.

But now they're having a real festival over what might be between him and Dolohov, and he's just letting them write it. I've no idea. Except to say it's not true. There's no way FGrouch is queer. He's entirely, boringly straight.

She loves the blocks. Loveslovesloves them. So much so they may drive us round the twist! Want to wager whether it's Sirius or Kreacher who snaps first?

And I've no idea. What do you call a dragonkeeper who specialises in healing dragon teeth?

They call the fast ones 'Lucky'; they call the slow ones 'Stumpy'.

Yeah, I know, I know.

I wonder why Farty's been letting them go on about that, then? And hasn't done anything to stop them? Maybe Dolohov has him under Imperius or a love potion or something. Normally I'd be horrified at the idea, but really, couldn't happen to a more deserving bloke.

And my money's on Kreacher. Sirius can leave when the noise gets on his tits, after all! I'd apologise for the annoyance, but it's the sacred duty of friends and relatives to give the baby toys that make noise. At least I remembered to give you the earplugs, too. (They're awfully good earplugs. I sleep with a pair in, when I'm at the Reserve. Most of us in the bachelor dorm do -- Marcus has the bunk right in the middle of the room, and he snores like you wouldn't believe and always forgets the silencing charm.)

That's terrible. And I mean that in the best possible way!

Oh, say. That reminds me. I promised Bea I'd ask you whether dragons snore. Do they?

Doggies do. In case you were wondering. And terrible old elves, as well.

So I don't feel badly for either of them over those blocks. Heh. And she does have such fun with them!

Listen, I've got to take myself off to bed (with my earplugs) since I do have a shift tomorrow morning. But. Say you'll come to the garden tomorrow night? Bring Bill along if he's not too scarred to come back. I'd just like to send you off right in case they make you work every shift between now and Easter to make up for the time away. They won't do, will they?

I don't think so. I'm going to owe a bunch more favours, but I haven't been burning too much leave for this; everyone's been quietly covering my shifts for me. 'Swhat we do, when someone needs time away for a family crisis: everybody swings into action and figures out what needs to get done. Us dragon folk are a practical lot. (Then we whinge at each other later.)

So, I'll likely work a bit more than I have been, just to pay back the people who did the most for me while I was gone, but I should still have time to come 'round and annoy you. And yeah, I'll stop in tomorrow night. As long as Mum doesn't want to keep me. ~~Or Bill needs somebody to lean on some more~~

Tell Miss Bea that most dragons don't snore, but sometimes they hiccup in their sleep and belch fire. The Hogwarts motto isn't just a fancy bit of Latin -- the reason you never tickle a sleeping dragon is because if you surprise it, and you're in the way when it hiccups, you'll be losing your eyebrows at very least!

Sleep well, luv. Pleasant dreams.

Ta. I'll tell her.

Come round tomorrow night if you can. I'll understand if you can't, of course, but I'll be sad.

'Night, you.

If you want, you know, I could arrange for a tour of the Reserve for you and Little Miss Sunshine, and she could meet a dragon up close. Well, not too close, but one of the Fireballs half domesticated himself last winter and moved back into one of the spare cabins over this winter as well. He decided Sasha and Alex's four-year-old twins are just strangely shaped dragon kits and tries to herd them around if he thinks they're not minding. It's adorable.

(Mind you, I totally understand if you're a bit nervous about letting Little Miss too near them, but either way, you should come up for a visit.)

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