They call the fast ones 'Lucky'; they call the slow ones 'Stumpy'.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I wonder why Farty's been letting them go on about that, then? And hasn't done anything to stop them? Maybe Dolohov has him under Imperius or a love potion or something. Normally I'd be horrified at the idea, but really, couldn't happen to a more deserving bloke.
And my money's on Kreacher. Sirius can leave when the noise gets on his tits, after all! I'd apologise for the annoyance, but it's the sacred duty of friends and relatives to give the baby toys that make noise. At least I remembered to give you the earplugs, too. (They're awfully good earplugs. I sleep with a pair in, when I'm at the Reserve. Most of us in the bachelor dorm do -- Marcus has the bunk right in the middle of the room, and he snores like you wouldn't believe and always forgets the silencing charm.)
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Date: 2013-01-07 04:19 am (UTC)Yeah, I know, I know.
I wonder why Farty's been letting them go on about that, then? And hasn't done anything to stop them? Maybe Dolohov has him under Imperius or a love potion or something. Normally I'd be horrified at the idea, but really, couldn't happen to a more deserving bloke.
And my money's on Kreacher. Sirius can leave when the noise gets on his tits, after all! I'd apologise for the annoyance, but it's the sacred duty of friends and relatives to give the baby toys that make noise. At least I remembered to give you the earplugs, too. (They're awfully good earplugs. I sleep with a pair in, when I'm at the Reserve. Most of us in the bachelor dorm do -- Marcus has the bunk right in the middle of the room, and he snores like you wouldn't believe and always forgets the silencing charm.)